As you already know I grabed some free fire wood. You also know that even a big splitting axe will not work. While you can get a hydraulic splitter for 200$ or so you can just get a 'wood greande' wedgy and a very big hummer :-) Use safety tools;-) It works and help you to burn these calories you loaded during pizza party and help you became a real man! Do not bother with simple flat wedgy so: get conical or diamond shaped with spike. You need to split each log in at least four and let it dry for about few month before you can split it futher using axe this time and burn in oven to make pizza .
